Magic Bullet

Isn't wonderful when you realize that something you got for Christmas actually has a purpose? This may sound stupid, but I got a "Magic Bullet" blender which I did ask for, for Christmas. At the time of receiving said gift I didn't think it'd come into much use, but this past week it has been my best friend next to Vicodin.

I did use it to make Adam and I Margarita's when I first got it, but since then it has sat in the cupboard waiting to be used. That thing is fucking awesome!! I got my badly impacted wisdom teeth pulled out last Thursday. Four of them. The uppers weren't bad, but the bottom ones....that's another story. They were coming in horizontally and the left side was infected. They hurt something bad. Me being the lazy procrastinator I am, has waited at least 3yrs to get them pulled. So, back to the Magic Bullet

It comes with two different blades, one for whipping and one for chopping/grinding and such. A smaller cup and a bigger one. The best most beneficial thing, four mug type cups with different colored lids.

Since I can't eat anything, pretty much. I've been blending everything up in it. Oh, and it is a "magical experience". Its awesome cause I made chili this week and all I had to do was put a portion of it into one of the mugs, add some water give it a couple of spins and presto, I have pureed chili just for me! Actually, next I took some "Press and Seal" crap and put that over the top, poke some holes in it, put the interchangeable colored rim on throw it in the microwave and then presto I have delicious chili. Still, it is the coolest thing ever!

If you don't have one, I suggest you get one. They're way better than any conventional blender. If you have a baby, this would be a good way to make baby food too. If you're twenty-six and still have your wisdom teeth cause' your Mom never took you to the dentist to get them taken out when you were a teen, like me then get one. You're gonna need it, trust me.

It's also pretty sweet that I've spent most of this time looking like Sandy Cheeks, from SpongeBob Squarepants. If you don't know who that is, just imagine a squirrel with their cheeks full of nuts. Its been great. The itchies from taking two Vicodin has been sweet too.This is how hot I look after getting the teeth pulled. Pretty sweet huh?