So, I'm a habitual pajama wearer. This is mostly because I stay at home, so I'm most comfortable in these clothes. If someone took a pic of me in this condition I'd put it up, but I'm the "picture taker" in my household so there you go. This problem has gotten so bad that the neighbors, whom we hang out with ritualistically every Friday have decided to start calling me "P.J.". Great, I'm known as the lady who perpetually wears pajamas. Don't get me wrong, I love to dress up, put on make-up and do that whole bit. Yet I figure, if I'm at home with the kiddies, why or whom should I dress up for? Like Alice is gonna care if Mama is wearing jeans and a tee? So, I say to all the ladies out there in the same predicament, just be who you are. Fuck all that jazz about being that picturesque Mom who wears cute little dresses and make up waiting at home with a roast for her husband! If I have to stay home and wipe butts and mend cuts, then dammit I'm gonna be half way comfortable, right? Right. To my neighbors who don't know me as the hot mom I righteously am, all I have to say is....at least i"m not wearing "Mom Jeans" Ha!
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That's hilarious! Do they make Dad jeans that are completely devoid of belt loops and a little too tight?
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