Friday, January 25, 2008

Fecal Salsa anyone?

So, I decided to hit up Myspace chat room tonight and just see what was happening....the usual, movies, music, how badly Bush sucks as a President. I was totally turned off and taken back when I got lured into looking at porn!!

It starts out I was talking to someone from the CO, represent. Yet this person wanted me to go to a website that had to do with salsa. I figured since he lived in Peyton, CO that, that was a big business out there, salsa distribution. I thought that his family might have had a legit business wheeling and dealing in spicy habaneros. I check it out....and low and behold it is the most disgusting, outrageous trite garbage I've seen since I was sixteen and some freak kid at some Goth coffee shop showed my friends and I some fecalfeliac pictures!!! Nasty!!! That's all I have to say is, n-a-s-t-y-!

I maybe 26yrs old and not as naive as I used to be....but looks like I've got some learning to do.

Note to self and to anyone who reads:

DO NOT GO ONTO ANY MYSPACE CHAT ROOMS LATE AT NIGHT, NOR ANY TIME OF THE DAY!!!

Unless looking at poop is your thing, then have at it

I think I need to remedy my sleep patterns and go to bed like a normal person so that the fecalfeliacs can't get at me. That'll teach me lesson to stay up late. If anyone has any remedies to my sleep problems...I'd be glad to hear them. Feel free to leave them as comments or email me. I'd also like to hear about your chat issues or fecal issues no matter what they'd be. Ha! Yeah, I guess poop is funny, but not when you get tricked into looking at it.

Also, if anyone makes a sweet habanero salsa, I'm down. Just as long as it doesn't have to do with poop. Thanks :)
This is what my face looked liked when I realize the realm I'd stepped into. PISSED OFF!!

4 comments:

Mrs. Mack said...

Your funny girl! Poopy salsa, what the hell? What in the world were you doing in a chatroom anyway?!?!?!?!

Natasha said...

IDK, I was bored and had nothing better to do. Guess I should've been sleeping.

Mo said...

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

...ah, the internets, she can be fickle....

Got nothing helpful for ya here; I'm awake at 4:30am and don't know why.

Say no to poo!

~eve~ said...

I probably shouldn't have read this at work.

My poor officemate has to put up with my gagging noises.

*gags*